no point really

Thanks to my friend, Bobby, for sending this to me. Hilarious if you ask me; and dead on.

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys’ side of the story (and I must admit, it’s pretty good).

Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Note…these are all numbered “1 ” ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

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I don’t normally do Facebook or email forwards. But, every so often one comes across that I have the time to do or feel like I’d like to share. This one is neither, but here it goes anyway…

1. Can you fill this out without lying? Yes

2. What was the last thing you put in your mouth? Black coffee

3. Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew? No (thank God)

4. Where was your profile picture [on Facebook] taken? WB Studios in Hollywood

5. Can you play guitar hero? No

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