A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible. I wonder how often we take for granted that children understand what we are teaching? I teach a 4 & 5 year old Sunday school class and I’ll have to keep this in mind for the next class. Through the eyes of a child:
The Children’s Bible in a Nutshell
In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, ‘The Lord thy God is one, but I think He must be a lot older than that.
Anyway, God said, ‘Give me a light!’ and someone did. Then God made the world.
He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren’t embarrassed because mirrors hadn’t been invented yet.
Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden……Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn’t have cars.
Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel.
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Thanks to my friend, Bobby, for sending this to me. Hilarious if you ask me; and dead on.
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys’ side of the story (and I must admit, it’s pretty good).
Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Note…these are all numbered “1 ” ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
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Just found this of interest and thought ya’ll might enjoy. Don’t really know the validity of all of it, but it came from the internet so it must be true!
1. Money isn’t made out of paper, it’s made out of cotton..
2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.
3. The dot over the letter ‘i’ is called a ‘tittle’.
4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.
6. 40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
7. 315 entries in Webster’s 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
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I don’t normally do Facebook or email forwards. But, every so often one comes across that I have the time to do or feel like I’d like to share. This one is neither, but here it goes anyway…
1. Can you fill this out without lying? Yes
2. What was the last thing you put in your mouth? Black coffee
3. Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew? No (thank God)
4. Where was your profile picture [on Facebook] taken? WB Studios in Hollywood
5. Can you play guitar hero? No
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