no point really

So normally, I delete email forwards before ever reading them. For some strange reason, I read this one. Also for a strange reason (unknown to me), I also like it enough to post on my blog. Credit must be given to my friend (the forwarder) Tiffany. Tiffany, I usually don’t read your forwards. (just kidding!)

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: “Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.” Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.”

Have a nice day and remember, there is always someone else with a job that is more of a pain in the butt than yours!

I hope you enjoyed that as much as I. Funny or sad? Your call.

Posted by Nathaniel Keifer